I don't believe in them. When I was a kid we all went to birthday parties and ate cake and ice cream. No one was lactose-intolerant, no one got spelt cake, or whatever, because they were allergic to gluten. Kids ate PB&J for lunch, just like their parents did. I just can't believe that in a single generation we've gone from largely omnivorous to wildly limited in our ability to digest food. Allergies are usually imaginary and I don't approve of them.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Food Allergies
I don't believe in them. When I was a kid we all went to birthday parties and ate cake and ice cream. No one was lactose-intolerant, no one got spelt cake, or whatever, because they were allergic to gluten. Kids ate PB&J for lunch, just like their parents did. I just can't believe that in a single generation we've gone from largely omnivorous to wildly limited in our ability to digest food. Allergies are usually imaginary and I don't approve of them.
Wine Served in Tumblers
Drinking alcoholic beverages out of their proper containers is "having a drink." Even if it's your fourth drink of the day. And it's 10 AM. Drinking alcoholic beverages out of juice glasses means you're an alcoholic.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Bottled Water
We live in a first world nation: our tap water is safe to drink. And basically free. Plus, are we really that thirsty all the time?
Venetian Blinds
They're ugly. And apparently the rule is that only 1 out of 15 people can get them raised or lowered evenly, and that person is never around.
Wall-To-Wall Carpeting
Wall-to-wall carpeting is disgusting, especially in rentals. Who wants to walk on an absorbent material that is soaked in other people's bong water/vomit/animal feces. Yuck.
The Toyota Prius
That is a car for pussies. Real drivers drive stick shifts so they can throw the car in third gear and whiz around people who are driving 65 mph in the left lane.
Nicknames
Especially those that end in an "i" or "y."
Candace is a perfectly appropriate name; Candy is not.
Candace is a perfectly appropriate name; Candy is not.
Nicknames for Girls
- Abby
- Addie
- Aggie
- Bea
- Billie
- Bree
- Cassie
- Cleo
- Coco
- Daisy
- Dixie
- Dot
- Drea
- Dree
- Dru
- Edie
- Ellie
- Emme
- Evie
- Fifi
- Florrie
- Frankie
- Franny
Wraps
Burritos are fine. Spring rolls, sushi, lavash, also fine. Bread from one culture shouldn't, however, be used to wrap up the food of another culture. It's fusion at its worst.
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